Medicare Strikes Again

EnergyMatt · Newbie Joined: 01 Jul 2008 Posts: 7 Location: TN

The phone rings and the lady of the house answers,
"Hello."

"Mrs. Sanders, please."

"Speaking."

"Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes
Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last
week, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well. We are now
uncertain which one belongs to your husband. Frankly, either way the
results are not too good."

"What do you mean?" Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.

"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the
other one tested positive for HIV. We can't tell which is which."

"That's dreadful! Can you do the test again?"
asked Mrs. Sanders.

"Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these
expensive tests one time."

"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"

"The folks at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home,
don't sleep with him."

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