Muffy
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 Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 9:43 am Post subject: Christian Computer Humor |
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Jesus andSatan were having an on-going argument about who was better on thecomputer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God wastired of hearing all the bickering. Finally fed up, God said, 'THAT'SIT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run fortwo hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the betterjob' So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.They moused.They faxed.They e-mailed.They e-mailed with attachments.They downloaded.They did spreadsheets!They wrote reports.They created labels and cards.They created charts and graphs.They did some genealogy reportsThey did every job known to man.Jesus worked with heave nly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashedacross the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the powerwent off.Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word knownin the underworld. Jesus just sighed.Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted theircomputers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming:'It's gone! It's all GONE! I lost everything when the power went out!'Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files fromthe past two hours of work.Satan observed this and became irate.'Wait!' he screamed. 'That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has allhis work and I don't have any?'God just shrugged and said, JESUS SAVES 
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